I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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