Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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