Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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