u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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