if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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