I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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