today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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