You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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