you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
If I die, sorry about rent.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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