2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
