I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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