I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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