Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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