We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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