At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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