FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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