My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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