butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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