i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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