420 ftw
so explain again why im purple
no
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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