He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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