she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
one might say we're banned from that church
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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