The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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