I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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