So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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