big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
