So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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