I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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