I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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