Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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