white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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