i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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