Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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