Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just high enough for therapy.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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