i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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