C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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