Do you still have your period?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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