No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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