I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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