i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
