Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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