no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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