Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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