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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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