everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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