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(916): View more from California

We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.

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(904): View more from Florida

my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you

(386): View more from Florida

girlfriend?

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(607): View more from New York

Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked

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(317): View more from Indiana

well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night

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(571): View more from Virginia

we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.

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(478): View more from Georgia

Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.

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(845): View more from New York

She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.

(1-845): View more from New York

she is way to in-touch with her childhood

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(515): View more from Iowa

I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..

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