call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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