these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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