I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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