today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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