Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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