I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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