the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
did i walk over a car last night?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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