weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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