Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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